theinevitablezombieapocalypse:
You get these two items…
…to protect yourself from ten zombies crashing through your door right now.
What are your two items?
zombietimez:
oh shit… a paper clip… and a piece of paper…
Uhm a metal mechanical pencil, and a person. Zombie Bait while I run away?
Wait…crap. In a school, only one way into this room…second story, and the windows don’t open. I think I’m screwed.